Thursday, September 8, 2016

Grooming Junior Officers

I like to teach....got no time yet to write :( 

Okay, my first paragraph is a follows. 

Leading a group of followers often associated with achieving a mission, objective or purpose. In doing so, a leader will state a target and lead the team to work to achieve the target. Some leaders give an order to their followers and leave it to the team to plan, manage and working towards achieving the target. There is also a leader who always make it clear to his or her team about what to achieve, what to do, how to do and give the team a freedom in their mission to achieve the target.


Excuses We May Use To Deal With Allegations

Being in civil service, we can not run away from allegations for something that we may do or we do not do. The famous British TV series sitcom 'Yes, Minister' has laid down several excuses that the Permanent Secretary Sir Humphrey always practise.

I am not really sure whether, the excuses is practicable or not but I feel there is a possibility it may works. 

Let's begin the reading of what Sir Humphrey advised his Minister for Administrative Affairs Jim Hacker when they have to face the allegations.

Sir Humphrey said, "We choose one of the five standard excuses to deal with each allegation."

1. The excuse we used in the Anthony Blunt case: "There's an explanation for everything, but security forbids its disclosure."

2. The excuse we used for comprehensive schools: "Because of budget cuts, supervisory resources went beyond their limits."

3. The excuse for Concorde: "A worthwhile experiment, now abandoned, but it had provided much valuable data and employment."

4. The excuse for the Munich Agreement: "It occurred before important facts were known and couldn't re-occur." i.. important fact: That Hitler wanted to conquer Europe. Everybody knew that. Not the Foreign Office.

5. The excuse for the Light Brigade charge: "An unfortunate lapse by an individual, it is now being deal with under internal discipline procedures."

To test whether it works or not, let's try it out. Good luck!!! 

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Sayangilah Kelate Kito - Jangan Buang Sampah Merata-Rata

Akhir minggu ni rama anok Kelate akan kelik kampung untuk rayo haji 12 hari bule semile nih. Hari Sena. Tujuannya adalah untuk berkorban.

Dulu dan loni rama ore kato Kelate ni kotor, banyok sapoh. Sapa ore kato Kota Bharu kito tu, Koto Sapoh!

Aiiii aiiii raso malu weh denga set Kelate kito nih.

Jadinyo, apa kata kito puok Kelate hok nok kelik kampung ni, kito berkorban 2 perkaro.

Pertamonya berkorban lembu, kuba, kambing. Atau pun unto.

Keduo, ni hok kawe nok sebut. Berkorban tidok buang sapoh merato-rato. Kalu napok sapoh, kito kutip. Keno mula dari start naik kereto sapa ko kampung. Jange ado satu pun sapoh kito tohok keluar dari kereto. Semuo sapoh tohok dale tong sapoh.

Ko guano belako? Bulih ko dok nih?

Samo-sama pakat berkorbe weh. Kalu suko mugo ni, pakat share belako denga set Kelate kito. Like sajo tok jjjadi bendo.

Pakat share belako deh!