Pesanan Untuk Rakyat Kelantan

Tulisan ini ditujukan kepada kita semua rakyat Kelate ku yg kusayangi...

Mohon baca dengan positif dan untuk diri sendiri jugak..

Jom uboh... jange duk bereng.

✅Situasi di Kota Bharu 5-6 tahun lepas. Kalau janji nak jumpa kawan pukul 5ptg, turun dari rumah pukul 4.30 ptg pun sempat sampai. 

✅Situasi sekarang, dengan jarak yang sama, setengah jam memang tak akan dapat sampai. Satu jam pun belum tentu sampai.

✅Keadaan sekarang, kereta bertambah banyak di atas jalanraya. Jalanraya pula saiznya sama dengan jalanraya 20 tahun dulu.

Kalau ada pertambahan & pembesaran pun tak banyak. Fly over yang ada pun tak banyak, tu pun ambil masa 4-5 tahun nak siap. 

✅Untuk selesaikan masalah ni, kita rakyat Kelantan kena pakat tolong sesama kita. 

*Tolong lagumano :*

🔴1. Kena cepat2 bergerak bila lampu hijau, khas utk kereta hok duk depan sekali. Kena selalu siap sedia semasa di traffic light.

Jangan bila lampu hijau baru nok cari batang gear. Bila lambat gerak, kena hon kokram, barulah mula gelabah sampai tertukar pedal minyak dgn pedal brake. 

Hok kawe panah peda sekali kalu traffic lite hok ado nombor countdown tu, napok doh nombor 10,9,8,.....3,2,1..lampu hijau baru nok gaga. 

Kerana ado hok perangai lagu ni la keno duk traffic light 2-3 kali lampu hijau baru boleh lepas. 

Dio bubuh nombor tu nok suruh kito siap sedio, bukan suruh belajar mengira. Kalu kato bodo ke demo, maroh.

🔴2. Kalu demo tok lorat. Perut kenye doh, semaye siap doh. Jange dok hecer kot atah jale rayo. Ni gak, meta ko demo rileks, tekan minyok supo tekan dengan anok jari kaki. Kereta sama laju dengan org hok jalan kaki. Kalu tengok, kereta demo serupo kepalo kereta api. Demo duk depan, hok lain berjujuk kot belake. Nok pulok, jalan hok payoh nok memotong double line atau jalan sempit. 

Timbang raso ko ore lain hok ado kijo mustohok, hok nok gi kijo, nok gi spita, nok ambik anok sekoloh ko, nok gi semaye ko, hatta hok sakit perut nok berok ko. Kito keno pikir belako masalah ore. Jangan kito tak dok masalah, kito anggap ore lain tak dok masalah jugok. 

Kalu abe, adik kakok nok naik kereta nok make angin, boleh gi pantai. Make la angin sampai kembung perut. Angin pantai takkan habis. Ambo mitok tulung banyok2, janganla duk hecer kot dalam bandar.

🔴3. Signal. Bendo paling mudoh dalam dunio. Nok belok kiri, tolok kot atas. Nok belok kanan, tolok kot bowoh. Engineer Jepun pecoh palo mikir lagumano nok reka signal nok bui jalan raya ni selamat. Reka signal LED la, hok biaso la. Bakpo gak malas sangat, payoh sangat nok bui signal bilo nok masuk lorong. 

Demo jange runsing, signal loni kalau demo tekey dio jetak semula. (automatic jetak sendiri bilo stering betul) Tok payoh nok ejah matti signal. Patutla ramai hok obesiti. Nok bui signal pon malas. (gerey weh aku).

Pah kalu ore tepoh punggung mula nok gocoh ore la. kito tu hok tolol. Demo jangey ingat ore lain boleh baco niat demo nok belok kereto ke kiri atau kanan tanpa bagi signal.Kalu ado kereto hok boleh baca niat ore gini, ambo pun nok beli so.

🔴4. Kalau jalan dua lorong. Lorong alik kanan untuk ore lorat. Lorong alik kiri utk ore hok lorat dio tak berapo urgent. Ore hok tok lorat, serupo ambo oyak tadi. Gi makey angin tepi pantai. 

Jadi pandai pandai la. Jangan bawak kereto slow, tapi duk alik kanan. Nyusoh kokram. Kalau ore bagi lampu atau hon tu, cepat2 la gi ke kiri. 

So lagi, kalu nok u-turn, jangan duk alik kanan lagi kalu tempat u-turn tu 5km di depan. Nok duk alik kanan tu buleh, laju sikit kenderaan anda.

🔴5. Cermin pandang belakang. Hok ni khas untuk adik kakok. Cermin tu ore bubuh untuk tengok kenderaan dari belekang. Bukan untuk solek, pakai gincu. Guno cermin ni, tengok gapo hok ado belake kito. Alert!. Ni gak, ado cermin tapi tak tengok. bowok kereto serupo dio sore jah hok ado atas jalan raya.

🔴6. FB/Whatsapp dan sewaktu denganya. Masa drive atau menunggang moto. jangan duk ralit main mugo goni. Ngadap mugo goni boleh buat kito lalai. Lampu hijau kita tak jalan. Ore brek kito tok brek. Pahtu eksiden. Mula la jerit tubik air mato. Hok naik moto, main wasap, muto pah ko dale parit.

Ambo rasa setakat tu dulu..kalu ado nok tamboh boleh la. 

Hoh so lagi, kalu bowok kereta laju tu boleh. Tapi otak kita pon keno sama laju dengan kereta. Semua orang boleh bawak kereta dan moto. tapi tak semua orang jadi pemandu berhemah.

Kita boleh ubah. Atah nok dengan tok sir jah. Cayo la buoh kawe ni.

Unexpected Offer as a State Director With Higher Grade

Thank you boss for offering me a State Director post in the metropolitan state with a higher grade than I am currently holding it. 

Boss, as I informed you over the phone, I just accepted a new posting order to a rural state where I am from, as the new state director and will be carrying my existing grade. 

I want to tell you boss that I was really moved with your call offer yesterday. It came after a deep inside emotional farewell bidding session by MyTeams in the office hours earlier. I did not mean that I refused your offer or did not appreciate it boss. Of course, I must be appreciative when it is about a privileged offer and unexpected promotion. But boss, I have mentally committed to my self to be in my hometown for reasons I could not explain here. 

You gave me 2-3 days to rethink about my decision. I appreciate your patience boss. I must say a big thank you to you boss for thinking of me as the candidate for that director post. I would love to be there but.....if not because of pre-planned and approved posting order, i will without question and beyond doubt, accept the offer. 

Maaf boss...looking forward to be part of your team in the near future. 

Notes: The offer call by one of my bosses came in on 25 November 2016, Friday, at around 6.20pm, the day my current office held a farewell party for two other officers and me who are leaving to other work place. 

An Interesting Thing About China

I learnt something interesting about China last couple of days. The country appears attracting high interests among Malaysians. May be because of the official visit by Prime Minister Najib to China since two days ago. Local newspapers seems give a wide coverage on this historic visit that had attracted 144 billions of ringgit worth of business deals between Malaysia and China.

Last week, I met a group of manufacturers led by its Chairman who came to my office to express their dilemma and difficulties in getting their factories running because of shortage of workers. They said, locals are very complicated to retain and not willing to work in dusty and dirty environment. Thus, they are left with no other options except for hiring foreign workers. However, their choices are limited although there are 15 source countries they can source from. I mean to recruit foreign workers. They said they can bring in foreigner from any one of these countries but they more prefer the workers from B country. One of the reasons was that the workers of the other 14 countries are costlier, more difficult to recruit and bla..bla..bla..which only them know better unlike the workers from B country.

That is not the interesting point that I intend to write about it here.

The shocking point is that China also will soon import foreign workers to meet their demand for labours!!! And "China has approached the government of country B for supplying work forces to China.", Said the Chairman of the group of manufacturers. "The Government must be fast to resolve this issue.", He chipped.

I said, "What? This can't be true!"

The Chairman further said that because of the China's One Child policy since last four decades, had caused labour supply constraints to their booming industrial expansion. Though, China's population is 1.3 billion, the most populous nation on earth, it cannot self fulfill their own labour needs.

He pointed out that, the policy has made Chinese people more educated, prefer to work for better jobs in a better place, higher salary, career advancement and so on. Their parents who have only one child to feed, surely will do everything for their son or daughter not to grow up and end up becomes just a general worker. The high expectation, pampering and concentration has been going on for three generations.

I didn't blink my eyes upon hearing this!

To me, it means, coming soon not only Malaysia, the other developed and developing countries will have to compete with China to lure low skilled foreign workers into the country. When the demand is higher than the price will go up.

So, you "pikir lah sendiri" what should we do. Continually depending in foreign workers or improving ourselves to do things differently, automation is inevitable. 

Another 'cepu emas' question is what the country B is?

Post Retirement Appreciations of PTDs

Ordinary people are free to express their opinion, thought, share information, critics and what so ever. They can talk anything they want. They can suggest many things. They can compare the current ones and the old ones. They are the retired PTDs people.

A retired government servant will say many things about the current administration. Mostly the weaknesses and the inability of the currently in service to serve the needs of the people. They will compare actions of the government that fail to address problems the people have to endure with what should actually be executed as what they aspire. They claim the government neglects the people but giving too much faces to businesses and corporations. Retired government servants enjoy their post-service time by expressing their voices which they could not do so when they were in service.

Once retired, a person who once held a high ranking position in the government will start appreciate the precious moment of being a free ordinary people. He or she is no longer work for a boss, there is no more circular that limits their ability to speak, Official Secret Act is no more a ghost, and the tagline "Saya yang menurut perintah" becomes as if it never existed.

The night sleep is a peaceful dream. The mind is free of 'what else my boss wants me to accomplish tomorrow?'. Punch card before 8.30am is a history. Leaving the bed is a lazy thing to do but a compulsory ones for Muslims. Of course due to obligatory to the God, Subuh prayer! Nevertheless, it's a relaxing, peaceful and performed in no hurry plus more elaborate prayer as there is no traffic jam to beat.

The day felt long. Time spent with scrolling down whatsapp and telegram groups, gardening, ready newspaper front till the last page.

Ohhhh heave. I want to retire lah!!!

End of my lunch hour. Stop! Continue working......

President Obama Schools Silicon Valley CEOs

"Government will never run the way Silicon Valley runs because, by definition, democracy is messy,” Obama said. “This is a big, diverse country with a lot of interests and a lot of disparate points of view. And part of government’s job, by the way, is dealing with problems that nobody else wants to deal with."

“Sometimes I talk to CEOs, they come in and they start telling me about leadership, and here’s how we do things. And I say, well, if all I was doing was making a widget or producing an app, and I didn’t have to worry about whether poor people could afford the widget, or I didn’t have to worry about whether the app had some unintended consequences … then I think those suggestions are terrific." -- President Obama

Cara-Cara Membuat Jeruk Mangga Asam Boi Harum

Bahan-bahan:

1. Buah mangga epal.
2. Cili api/padi/lada burung.
3. Limau kasturi.
4. Asam boi.
5. Gula pasir.
6. Sedikit garam.

Gambar bahan-bahan untuk mudahkan rujukan dan mencabar ketahanan mulut daripada melelehkan air liur.

Mangga epal yang siap dipotong kecil. Dalam mangkuk ni mengandungi 6 biji mangga bersaiz sederhana.

Limau kasturi, cili api/padi/lada burung dan asam boi.

Bahan-bahan bergambar bersama.

Mangga epal, limau kasturi, cili api/padi/lada burung dan asam boi yang siap dipotong kecil-kecil. Sedia untuk bergaul-gaul bersama.

Campuran mangga epal, cili, limau kasturi tanpa asam boi.

Campuran mangga, cili, limau kasturi dan asam boi.

Taburkan gula dan sedikit garam (tanpa adam boi).

Taburkan gula dan sedikit garam (ada asam boi).

Bahan-bahan yang telah digaul dengan gula dan sedikit garam (tanpa asam boi).

Bahan-bahan yang telah digaul dengan gula dan sedikit garam (dengan asam boi).

Setelah semua bahan digaul, masukkan ke dalam peti sejuk selama 3 jam. Dan jeruk mangga (asam boi/tanpa asam boi) harum sedia untuk anda ratah dengan perlahan-lahan bagi merasai kemanisan, kemasaman, kemasinan, kepedasan, kepahitan dan keharuman yang sungguh mengecurkan air liur. Slurrrpppp. Sedakkkk weh!

Selamat Mencuba!

Resepi ciptaan sendiri Chef Saupee @2016

Grooming Junior Officers

I like to teach....got no time yet to write :( 

Okay, my first paragraph is a follows. 

Leading a group of followers often associated with achieving a mission, objective or purpose. In doing so, a leader will state a target and lead the team to work to achieve the target. Some leaders give an order to their followers and leave it to the team to plan, manage and working towards achieving the target. There is also a leader who always make it clear to his or her team about what to achieve, what to do, how to do and give the team a freedom in their mission to achieve the target.

Excuses We May Use To Deal With Allegations

Being in civil service, we can not run away from allegations for something that we may do or we do not do. The famous British TV series sitcom 'Yes, Minister' has laid down several excuses that the Permanent Secretary Sir Humphrey always practise.

I am not really sure whether, the excuses is practicable or not but I feel there is a possibility it may works. 

Let's begin the reading of what Sir Humphrey advised his Minister for Administrative Affairs Jim Hacker when they have to face the allegations.

Sir Humphrey said, "We choose one of the five standard excuses to deal with each allegation."

1. The excuse we used in the Anthony Blunt case: "There's an explanation for everything, but security forbids its disclosure."

2. The excuse we used for comprehensive schools: "Because of budget cuts, supervisory resources went beyond their limits."

3. The excuse for Concorde: "A worthwhile experiment, now abandoned, but it had provided much valuable data and employment."

4. The excuse for the Munich Agreement: "It occurred before important facts were known and couldn't re-occur." i.. important fact: That Hitler wanted to conquer Europe. Everybody knew that. Not the Foreign Office.

5. The excuse for the Light Brigade charge: "An unfortunate lapse by an individual, it is now being deal with under internal discipline procedures."

To test whether it works or not, let's try it out. Good luck!!! 

Sayangilah Kelate Kito - Jangan Buang Sampah Merata-Rata

Akhir minggu ni rama anok Kelate akan kelik kampung untuk rayo haji 12 hari bule semile nih. Hari Sena. Tujuannya adalah untuk berkorban.

Dulu dan loni rama ore kato Kelate ni kotor, banyok sapoh. Sapa ore kato Kota Bharu kito tu, Koto Sapoh!

Aiiii aiiii raso malu weh denga set Kelate kito nih.

Jadinyo, apa kata kito puok Kelate hok nok kelik kampung ni, kito berkorban 2 perkaro.

Pertamonya berkorban lembu, kuba, kambing. Atau pun unto.

Keduo, ni hok kawe nok sebut. Berkorban tidok buang sapoh merato-rato. Kalu napok sapoh, kito kutip. Keno mula dari start naik kereto sapa ko kampung. Jange ado satu pun sapoh kito tohok keluar dari kereto. Semuo sapoh tohok dale tong sapoh.

Ko guano belako? Bulih ko dok nih?

Samo-sama pakat berkorbe weh. Kalu suko mugo ni, pakat share belako denga set Kelate kito. Like sajo tok jjjadi bendo.

Pakat share belako deh!

Resepi Kerabu Udang Sotong Thai

Resepi Kerabu Udang Sotong Thai

Bahan-Bahan:

1. Udang potong kepala dan kopek kulit. Simpan kepala udang dan kulit untuk jadi lauk udang goreng dengan garam kunyit.

2. Sotong siang bersih buang dakwat. Potong bentuk gelang,

Rebus udang dan sotong dalam air mendidih dalam setengah ke satu minit. Jangan lama, nanti udang / sotong jadi liat. Sejat air dan sejukkan.

3. Sebiji tomato potong kiub.

4. Sebiji bawang merah besar potong nipis.

5. 2 ulas bawang putih potong nipis dan kecil.

6. Sebatang serai potong nipis.

7. 5-7 tangkai daun ketumbar potong halus.

8. 4-5 biji lada burung potong kecil.

Campur bahan 1 - 8 dalam mangkuk.

Perasa:

9. Potong sebiji buah limau nipis.

10. Satu sudu teh sos ikan (tak ada pun takpa)

11. Garam secukup rasa.

12. Gula secukup rasa.

Masukkan garam, gula, sos ikan dalam campuran bahan 1 - 8 dan perahkan limau nipis. Gaulkan mereka-mereka itu sampai sebati.

Tips untuk rasa lebih sedap, sejukkan campuran 1 - 8 dalam peti sejuk terlebih dahulu. Kemudian barulah campur garam, gula, sos ikan dan gaulkan dengan perahan limau nipis.

Nak sedak lagi, makan dengan nasi air. Sedaakkk puah hati bohhh.

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